12 constellation of personality (funny version)

Aries

Frankie mother often told: "can not swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, will be seen inside a small boy underwear Oh!"

One day, Frankie excitedly to her mother, said: "Today I Xiaoming game swing, I win!"

Mother angry and said: "Not tell you? Do not wear skirts swing!"

Frankie proudly: "But I'm so smart Oh! I took off the inside of small underwear, so he can not see my underwear a little!"

(Bold forthright, aggressive aggressive Aries)

Taurus

Selling what hawkers: "Come and eat watermelon, not sweet and not money!"

Hunger Taurus: "wow! Great, the boss, to a non-sweet!"

(Housekeeping, like they show consideration for their Taurus derailment)

Gemini

Both mother called up: "Come on up! Cock a few times and have applauded it!"

Both said: "The cock crow, and I have anything to do? I am not a hen!"

(Strong self-awareness, self-thinking of the Twins)

Cancer

Bus, the crab crab said: "Tonight I want my mother to sleep!"

Mom asked: "You will also married a wife and mother sleep at?"

Crab without hesitation: "ah!"

Mom asked: "how do you wife?"

Crab like a long time, said: "easy to handle, let her sleep with the father!"

Mom :"!@#$%?&*( ... ... - "

Look at my father has tears it!

(Oedipus complex, attachment of Cancer)

Leo

Lion Lion to go to grandma's birthday. To eat when life package, lion lion asked: "Why do we eat such as the butt of life package?"

Everyone listened to her face became pale.

Then poke the lion lion life package, look inside the red bean paste, said: "Grandma, look! There is also defecate!"

Halo halo everyone, spit the spit.

(Self-feeling, not afraid of other people's pride of lions eye)

Virgo

Everywhere on the navel is very curious and asked his father.

Father and mother to the fetus umbilical cord attached the truth Simply put a little, said: "The baby left the mother, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and a knot, and later became the navel."

Everywhere: "Why did not the doctor make a bow?"

(Curious then after a perfect virgin)

Libra

Father every day, said: "Do not go to school today, last night ... your mom had two brothers. You give the teacher said you will do."

Every day, replied: "Dad, I only had a say; another, I would like to keep when the next week do not want to talk!"

(Smart, weigh the balance)

Days? Block

?? Just fell asleep, called a mosquito bite.

He up and catch mosquitoes, but not how to drive out. Can not, they pointed to the mosquito, said: "Well, you do not out me out!" Punching out of the room, the door shut the strict proudly said : "Well! I do not come in tonight, you starve non-No way!"

(Do not understand, do not follow the common sense out the license Scorpio)

Sagittarius

Radio radio: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?"

Dad: "Because you are well-behaved, so there are a lot of white hair A Dad."

Radio Radio: ... ... (the confused)

Radio Radio: "Grandpa, why are all white hair,?"

Dad:! #$%?&*( ... ...

(Like thinking the shooter)

Capricorn

One day, Frankie took to the streets with her mother; to go on the road, suddenly began to rain.

Frankie mother pulled a small hand, said: "The rain, fast forward run Ah!"

Frankie asked, slowly: "It does not rain in front of another!?"

(Too lazy to understand the reality of change in goat)

Aquarius

Bottle asked her mother: "What is that Mr. Jiang asked the ancestors for the『 』?"

Mother said: "Because 'ancestors' is called the dead man."

Bottle said: "That is not to the death of the grandmother called『 』milk?"

(A natural alternative, brains, and ordinary people do not always think the same bottle)

Pisces

Father fish is always hungry to do about a child.

After hearing, the fish is tearful eyes, very sympathetic to ask: "Oh, Daddy, you just could not eat before you come to our house?"

(Rich in abundant compassion, regardless of the situation object Pisces)